it’s done. the story formally known as “The Short Story that was So Shitty it made the Baby Jesus Weep” has now been dubbed “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” it’s long though. really fucking long — 18+ pages and 5056 words. That’s ridiculous. I’m hoping to let it rest for an hour and go back and see if I can’t shave a few pages from that total.

i feel like i need to include a formal written apology, on nice card stock to each and every one of my classmates. i need to apologize for dumping such a huge plie of steaming shit right on their plates.

but then i rememer some of the stories i’ve read so far this term, and i figure they owe me.