Dear George W. Bush, the honorable members of Congress, and the executives at NBC, CBS, and ABC, how dare you! sister #4 is hopping mad. mad, i tell you. she’s been bitching for the past…
Date Archives January 2006
the teacher’s pets
so kelly and i just got an e-mail from the vodo (aka sweet rob) asking us to bring in stories for the first night of class on thursday. i am, of course, beaming. i think…
not chocolate covered breasts
since i never ever got the red robot keychain that i desired with my entire soul, you should take the money you saved and go buy some truffles from team boobylicious. you don’t even have…
mistress never tell a lie
so Nance, a writing buddy of mine tagged me to write 10 interesting facts about myself. as she said, “Feels a little uncomfortable, but that’s what writing is all about–putting yourself out there! so i’m…
here it’s never-ending can’t remember when it started
today was a most glorious monday. astoundingly glorious, and as the day went on it got better and better. suddenly at like 2 p.m. seamus and kappa decided to go to dairy queen. so yeah,…
makin’ whoopee
i think kathleen turner overdrive is mocking me. playing ‘turning japanese’ right after ‘makin’ whoopee!’ yeah, even my iPod thinks it’s funny that i can’t seem to get laid.