my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a smile that cannot be kicked off my face and it totally tells everyone that i…
Date Archives January 2006
a sign from inside
i woke up this morning singing everyone else has had more sex than me. even my subconcious is getting a bit depressed about our lack of action. this is a bit ironic because today’s album…
RP2006, the continuing saga of the nerdiest booknerd
kelly recently asked where in the hell the 2006 Reading Plan was. well, it’s been in my head and on my nightstand. but i have been entirely too lazy and/or busy to update the left…
100 best first lines
litline names the 100 Best First Lines from Novels (via largehearted boy).
her goal in life was to be an echo
while cleaning house this afternoon, sister #4 came across a box of stuff my mom had brought over. in the box, sister #4 found matching t-shirts that my mom had bought for us. for some…
pranksters foiled by a feminine supergenius
“Hello Dan Patch Lanes,” I said into the phone as I made change for Opie’s Bud Light. “Hi,” a nine or ten-year-old boy said. “Do you have ummm, ten-pound balls?” “Yes, we do,” I said….