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Date Archives 2005
currently shaking ass 13nov05
currently shaking ass to: Louis XIV’s “finding out true love is blind” because of the lyric, “i want little miss smart girl with your glasses and all of those books.”
rock snob
the anatomy of a rock snob.
just between me and you
on friday, there was a giant furry spider hanging out on the door jamb in my bedroom. usually i try to be cool with the spiders. but this one had fur. clearly, fur is where…
reason #591 why you wouldn’t want to live with me or billy, don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life
not only will i protest when you attempt to change the channel when an infomercial for 70s music explosion, i will then sing outloud with every single song snippet. and when i am not singing,…
poop on SNL
so i’m babysitting princess jaycie and maxwell pufnstuf, and we’re sitting here watching SNL. yes, it’s after 11 p.m. and they’re still up. oh well. anyway, we’re watching the Weekend Update of SNL and amy…