Three names I go by:
1. jodi
2. chromey
3. gangster of love

Three screen names I have had:
1. geminimat
2. jodichromeysupergenius
3. loverollercoaster

Three physical things I like about myself:
1. eyes
2. breasts
3. fingernails

Three physical things I don’t like about myself:
1. eyebrows
2. weight
3. stinky feet

Three parts of my heritage:
1. irish, perhaps
2. but i am not sure
3. we are kinda mutt-like people

Three things that scare me:
1. worms
2. jello
3. gwen stefani

Three of my everyday essentials:
1. Kathleen Turner Overdrive
2. diet coke with lime
3. gmail

Three of my favorite musical artists:
1. the replacements/paul westerberg
2. soul coughing/mike doughty
3. whatever alt/emo boy/girl i decide is trendy this week

Three of my favorite songs:
1. i will dare, the replacements
2. dead flowers, the rolling stones
3. someone to pull the trigger, matthew sweet

Three things I want in a relationship:
1. hot sex
2. independence
3. honesty

Three lies and truths in no particular order: (you figure out which ones are lies and which ones are the truth)
1. it’s really quite warm in the office today and parts of me that shouldn’t be hard at work are totally not hard at all, because it’s so warm in here
2. i am 6’5″ tall
3. mike doughty made sweet sweet love to me a couple weeks ago after his concert at first ave
4. i am terribly shy
M. i have good posture
6. there are four cans of diet coke with lime on my desk

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to me:
1. hips
2. when they get that sex voice which means they want to sleep with you, girls don’t have the sex voice, at least i don’t think they do, but i’ve never had sex with a girl so i can’t really say
3. nice hands

Three of my favorite hobbies:
1. reading
2. writing
3. hiding behind my false sense of superiority by making fun of other people in a witty and/or sarcastic manner

Three things I want to do really badly now:
1. take a nap
2. eat a cookie
3. sing out loud

Three careers I’m considering/I’ve considered:
1. internationally best-selling author
2. academy-award winning actress
3. 2-bit copywhore for the man oh wait, umm, rockstar

Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. venice
2. vienna
3. oconomowoc

Three kid’s names I like:
1. william
2. jonas
3. sid

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. have a short story published
2. lick johnny depp
3. find someone to make me dinner on a regular basis

Three ways that I am stereotypically like a boy:
1. when i come i fall asleep
2. i have a ‘fear of commitment’
3. i have a hard time matching my clothes

Three ways that I am stereotypically a girl:
1. i can’t fix my own car
2. i cry all the time about everything
3. i love flowers

Three celeb crushes:
1. mike doughty
2. jason lee
3. tim russert

Three people that I would like to see post this meme:
1. jim walsh, i don’t expect him to, but i just want y’all to know that HE HAS A BLOG and i nearly screamed with glee when i saw that this morning (this is the delightful part, in case you were wondering)
2. Kelly
3. you