here’s what i have learned so far this morning. if you sit at the end of the table in a meeting where you’re supposed to be but really don’t have to contribute you can type away on your laptop and like you’re being very productive, but when really you’re just taking this opportunity to do other things. i think this week will be about 39,293 times better than last week.

anyway, last night i slept my ass off. so much ass sleeping off that i dreamt crazy dreams and spent the hours from 3 a.m. to 7 a.m. in a weird hazy blur somewhere on the edge of sleep. it was really kind of cool. i dreamt about having sex with ben jones in a sleeping bag in some garage. i also dreamt about sweet rob and taking classes at the loft. and having a fit because i wanted a butterscotch ice cream cone and i got some weird hot fudge ice cream cone.