these are surely the sixth and seventh signs of the apocalypse, but at least i’ll have cute hair when the end comes

first of all, i find out from tito that Leonardo DiCaprio is in the process of developing a film adaptation of Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle. this can lead nowhere good.

and then, and then, and then.

i read that USA Today readers have named my replacements the #19 all-time greatest rock band. so i’m not even sure what’s so disturbing about this. the fact that USA Today reader’s even picked the replacements to be on the list or that they came in BEHIND such rock and roll luminaries as Lynrd Skynrd and the Dave Matthews Band (blech) or that they’re on the same list as the Grateful Dead and The Doors (who, along with DMB and Barenaked Ladies are like the four horseman of the musical apocalypse).

what is this world coming to? clearly the sky is falling and the end is near.

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  1. Damon 07.Jul.05 at 10:55 am

    Once again with the BNL dissin’ *shakes head*

    What exactly fuels your hatred of the group? Are you still blaming them for your pet orca’s death?

  2. tam 07.Jul.05 at 7:00 pm

    R.E.M. came in at # 10, so I’m cool with that, but wtf on the other 19 places? PEARL JAM as # 1? Good lord… the apocalpyse is nigh.

  3. D' 07.Jul.05 at 10:30 pm

    Dude. USA Today readers. Think about it.


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