seamus and al, the cutest girl on earth™ peeped around the wall to my cell. “how are you?” al asked. “it’s 9:16,” i said. “and i’m already pissed off.” “oh no! i was going to…
Date Archives July 2005
reporting live from the crack pipe apartments
“what do you need the phone for josie?” a man yelled “i need to fucking call people so i need the fucking phone,” some woman i assume to be josie screamed. sound of phone crashing…
milestones
i have finally mastered the art, while sitting here working in my underpants, of discerning by touch alone which of the chocolate cover gobs in my fancy pants Pampered Chef bowls are chocolate covered raisins…
he is dead, soon to be wrapped in plastic
i remember lo those many months ago when Roland was brand new. i remember sitting on the phone talked to darling jason and just caressing him lovingly (roland, not jason). it was a match made…
to make mondays bearable
1. sit on the couch in ratty grey shorts and a paul westerberg shirt 2. work from home, doing the part of your job you like — writing 3. listen to the hold steady (you…
your brain on touchpads
i think i could fry an egg on this laptop’s touchpad.