all out of love

i am tired, cranky, and a little bit overwhelmed.

last night i dreamt that i was searching through Target looking for ADA approved toothpastes.

my birthday is in five days and i have convinced myself that this will be the year without flowers and i have also convinced myself that in some werid psycho-flipped out way this means that everyone has stopped loving me. everyone.

i had chipotle with Al, the cutest girl on earth™, and even that didn’t cheer me up.

however, i am going to get a haircut at 5:30 and that might help.

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  1. wendy 01.Jun.05 at 1:31 pm

    if chipotle doesn’t cheer you up, that’s a concern. but if a haircut doesn’t help, we must immediately go eat dinner and laugh until our fool heads fall off.

  2. PeeWee 01.Jun.05 at 4:58 pm

    Ah, Chipotle. I lived three blocks from the original Chipotle in Denver when it opened. Now they are everywhere, including one across the park at 42nd and 5th Avenue (NYC). I think I will head over there now!!
    Did your mom ever say to you “stop your crying or I will give you something to cry about!”?
    Where are those bags of green starburst jelly beans when you need them, eh?

  3. JackassJimmy 01.Jun.05 at 9:40 pm

    In his best Whitney Houston impersonation, “and I will always love yooooooou.”

    Hope things get better very soon!