while i am still in love with the swivel glide vision, its beauty was not quite enough to get me to clean the entire apartment. see i got the living room looking all spiffy and then things fell apart. one, because i got really hungry and realized that maybe i should be hungry because it’s 5:00 and i had forgotten to eat again. then i decided it would be a good idea to eat some pizza. then when i got home with the pizza i though it would be a good idea to lay on the couch in my underpants and read comic books.

so now here i am listening to this american life and wondering what on earth could inspire me to clean the kitchen.