chances are you missed the social event of the deacade if you weren’t at the elegant supergenius headquarters in love prior lake, minnesota last night.

attendees to last night’s gala included madison, sheathed in a stripey orange and white number, paco in sophisticated shiny black, and the supergenius herself in an orange t-shirt and underpants.

the festivities included the viewing of dawson’s creek season 5 disc 3, much self-piteous moaning, some heavy petting, and a suprise acapella rendition of “Way Down Younder in the Minor Key.”

the gala-goers dined on fresh cheetos, dark peanut m&ms, and fresh spring water from aquafina.

many were surprised to see the supergenius at the pity party. most were sure that she’d be spending the evening with Sister #4 moving the bridezilla-to-be into her new abode in an undisclosed location. but apparently there was something about a loan not going through and the move postponed to thursday or friday.