Answering the Googlers’ Questions X: The return of a fan favorite

Since it’s been awhile. . . this is a feature on I Will Dare where we answer the questions that brought inquiring Googlers to our doorstep.

Is the road to hell is paved with adverbs?
Yes, yes it is. It’s also paved with that shitty Chuck Klosterman novel.

What should I wear to a Journey concert?
Whatever you want. Attendees at Journey concerts are none-too-picky.

What are films every woman should see?
Well, here, go look, my list of 10 movies every woman should see

That book about kids born in January advantage?
Outliers: The Story of Success by Malcolm Gladwell.

What episode does Dawson cry?
What episode doesn’t Dawson cry in? He’s kind of a crybaby. He cries when Joey disses him after he made her turn in her dad for selling cocaine and burning down the Ice House, he cries when Joey disses him after his parents remarries by running off to go sailing with Pacey, he cries in the car after he buys milk after his dad dies, he cries when Jen dies, and he cries on the roof the night he finds out his parents are getting divorced. I also think he cries when finds out about Pacey and Joey and he knocks over the ladder. Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. It’s been over a year since I’ve watched Dawson’s Creek (and a little bit of me dies with every day that goes by that isn’t filled with Dawsony goodness).

Are Donnie and Marie Osmond twins?
No.

Is 5’6 tall for a girl?
It depends on what country you’re in. In the US, it’s perfectly average.

How do i know if I’ve met my twin self?
I don’t know, but if you find out come back and tell us. I’d hate to think that I’ve met my twin self and didn’t even know it.

What happened here as the New York sunset disappeared?
I found an empty garden among the flagstones there.

What kind of guy do tall women want?
The smart, funny, cute kind.

How many kids does Bret Michaels have?
Two.

What’s with the Owen Meany movie name change?
The movie Simon Burch was such an abomination of the Owen Meany book that John Irving removed his name from the that shitty, shitty movie and campaigned to have his character’s name removed from it too.

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1 Comment

  1. Peabo 06.Sep.09 at 5:34 pm

    YAY!! I love the google questions!! (Well…really it’s the answers I love.)

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