“lord of the rings is cool, dawson’s creek is nerdy,” the TTHM.
“so you’re kind of a nerd, right?” a bowler at the tournament yesterday.
“why don’t you fucking marry her?” nine-months pregnant sister #3 to her husband after he complimented my new dye job.
“i bet it’s all my tips that paid for the hair do,” another bowler at the tournament yesterday.
“so do i have to go over there?” sister #4 on the phone with me, calling from the bowling alley friday night.
“yes, you fucking do. i don’t want her to go into labor with all those kids around.” [sister #3 was babysitting jaycie, max, and had cade along with her]
“sheesh, you don’t have to swear.”
“that team right there, they’re the ball return humpers of their league,” sister #3 pointing to the freakshows on lanes 7 & 8.
“i’m laying on the couch watching a documentary about competitive scrabble, i think that’s the very definition of unbusy,” me.
I’ve seen that! Or, at least, I hope I have. Would be rather frightening if there was more than one documentary on competitive scrabble.
Some interesting folks in that thing, eh?
Dude, when was it on and what was it called? I dig competitive scrabble. Yeah, I’m serious, and yeah, I’m a big geek.