i am so in love with the old lady working the checkout at walgreens. so in love. as i stood in line with my kleenex, orange juice, cold-eze, and some sort of cold/allergy pill things…
Date Archives 2004
saggy, baggy jodi
i can feel the opression descending on me. i’m getting a cold, right now as we speak, i can feel my sinuses filling, my eyes drooping. i’m becoming the saggy, baggy jodi and it’s not…
running out of your head
i’ve been lazily going about picking up the joint today. i put the itunes on party mix or whatever that new-fangled feature is, and just been sort of hanging out listening. then st. paul westerberg’s…
set sail with cap’n crunch
i traded my captain morgan for some cap’n crunch this morning, earlier than i thought too. color me impressed. i’ve told myself if i don’t do at least the littlest bit of housekeeping today that…
sex fantasies
last week sometime the TTHM complained that i never write about my sexual fantasies. this, of course, made me bark with laughter. because it’s funny. i mean, really, who wants to read sex fantasies? not…