if i would have known that picking up my mom and bringing her to the auto shop was going to be a two hour adventure, i’d have packed a lunch and wore socks. i should…
Date Archives 2004
mourning the end of pantslessness
i’m at the point during the annual clean-a-thon where i think it would just be easier to move than to clean this crap. how can one single woman have so much garbage? really? also it…
the bad daughter
i woke from my dream about how my left leg had suddenly grown an inch longer than my right leg to the sound of the phone ringing. fuuucckkk, i thought. who in the hell calls…
a book report
How We Are Hungry by Dave Eggers i’ve been a loud and proud eggers’ fan since my days as a young journalism student in wisconsin. see, when i was in college one of my profs….
from the e-mail of a supergenius
i loved red dawn, but only because it had c. thomas howell in it. he was ponyboy curtis in the outsiders (which was my all-time favorite movie for too many years to count. . ….
my soul hurts
i couldn’t even paint on a fake smile this morning. gravity has robbed me of my grin. this news of sister #4’s impending engagement has shaken me up more than i had anticipated. i talked…