and on the first day of my vacation i: laid in bed until 11 sleeping, daydreaming, and reading mary gaitskill’s breath-taking bad behavior. went to lunch with sister #3 and tony. and, bought that swanky…
Date Archives 2004
illiterate masses
here’s the lesson for the day, no matter how perfectly the word arduous fits what you’re trying to say, they ain’t gonna let you use it in the marketing splooj because they’re afraid nobody’s gonna…
bear-shaped goodness
the front of the chocolate teddy grahams box claims it’s a good source of calcium, as if i needed another excuse to eat these delicious bear-shaped snacks. also, i’ve decided that getting work before 8…
you’re the reason god made a girl
UPDATE: now, instead of sleeping with the first person to sing “Lay Lady Lay,” i plan on sleeping with the first person to sing Prince’s “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.” what song could…
marked by great effort or labor
you know what would be super cool? if one of you darling ones, in your spare time, invented a web dicitionary that tracked all the words you ever looked up, whether it was the meaning…