it’s so cold in here that i have goosebumps on all my 2000 parts. i’m thinking of burning my insurance…
Date Archives November 2004
they’ll be paid back with interest in due time
i’ve decided that sometime in the future i would very much like to marry A.C. Newman. i hope he’s not…
yet another weird dream in a week filled with weirder and weirder dreams
last night i dreamt my life was a soap opera. or something close to it. for some reason i was…
he might be coming out
tonight, Robin wrote about her need for a gay brother-in-law. this reminded me of a story sister #2 told saturday…
it’s ok to be a little jealous if your family isn’t this cool
on saturday we had our annual chromey v. chromey bowl-o-rama at the bowling alley. for the second year in a…
orgasm on a plate
i’ve been subsisting on cheese and crackers for the last four days. i have issues with thanksgiving turkey. issues that…
how i didn’t spend my 9-day thanksgiving vacation
• cleaning my apartment • getting my portfolio together • writing the next best american short story, due in class…
So many
When your blessings are so numerous you cannot even begin to count them and give thanks.
and the cheese stands alone
i just got a hysterical phonecall from sister #4. “jodi?” she asked. “yes,” i said. “i have something to tell…
a change of plans
allegedly the proposal will be taking place tomorrow morning in private. it seems no way jose wanted to do some…