it’s so cold in here that i have goosebumps on all my 2000 parts. i’m thinking of burning my insurance forms and computer manuals in an attempt to generate enough heat to thaw the tip…
Date Archives November 2004
they’ll be paid back with interest in due time
i’ve decided that sometime in the future i would very much like to marry A.C. Newman. i hope he’s not midgety short. he looks tall. but then everyone looks tall on the internet.
yet another weird dream in a week filled with weirder and weirder dreams
last night i dreamt my life was a soap opera. or something close to it. for some reason i was dating opie from the bowling alley. only opie was played by someone else and not…
he might be coming out
tonight, Robin wrote about her need for a gay brother-in-law. this reminded me of a story sister #2 told saturday night about jaycie and max. apparently the kidlings were talking about what they wanted to…
it’s ok to be a little jealous if your family isn’t this cool
on saturday we had our annual chromey v. chromey bowl-o-rama at the bowling alley. for the second year in a row, a member of the d. chromey (that’d be us) took home the trophy. this…
orgasm on a plate
i’ve been subsisting on cheese and crackers for the last four days. i have issues with thanksgiving turkey. issues that involve much vomit produced by my own body the friday after thanksgiving. this post-thanksgiving vomitting…