have you seen the movie Garden State yet? if not, you probably should. why? well, one because it’s a fabulous movie. but two, if you wanted to really understand just how i feel today, you’d have to see that movie. you’d have to see how how andrew largeman spends the first half of the movie walking around in this creepy lithium induced state of apathy and indifference. it’s as though you can see that every single emotion he has is wrapped up in that really cheap polyester fiber-fill they use in bad pillows.

that’s how i feel today. it’s the anti-feeling.