1. today is my FFJ’s birthday. she’s a gemini just like me and i adore her more than words can express. tomorrow i get to hang out with her, you should be jealous so much jodiliciousness in one place– the mind reels.

2. the TTHM is the proud owner for the 10,000th comment on iwilldare.com. how’s that for weird juju? and it’s the real 10,000th too, because i went back and scrubbed the archives for pron comments and duplicates.

3. i get to leave for happy hour in like an hour.

4. i put on my biggirl pants and made nice with darlingjason. i feel somewhat better.

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6. my tummy kind of hurts from all the excitement but there is a red juicy strawberry i want to slap my face into.

7. the artguy feels bad because he forgot my birthday. isn’t that the cutest?

8. oh yeah, i also made nice with the TTHM last night. i slept very well because of it.

9. i think that is all, i need a nap.