for those not in the know:
the TTHM: tall, tall handsome man i met last summer; probably the person who cares for me most in the world
NBFB: new best friendboy
FFJ: fabulous friend jodie
sister #2: 29 (i think) mom of jaycie and max
sister #3: 26 (or 27) mom of cade (aka the peanut) and nolan (aka rolie polie nolie the great defender of fun)
sister #4: 23
artguy: work friend who makes art when not working
sweet rob: formerly known as beautiful robert, former and soon to be current hot, hot writing teacher (may be referred to on occassion as the delicious dish)
darlingjason: cuteboy who makes parts tingle
webboy: another worker guy, who i say is the brother i never wanted
stink: brother-in-law married to sister #2
superadultresponsiblegirl: my alter-ego
the outlaw: cocksucker who hurt my heart
did i forget anyone?
for the uninitiated
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UH: The UNCOUTH_HEATHEN, a cyberstalker who’s not nearly as creepy as THOMAS, to the best of jodi’s knowledge.
and who stole his nickname from me, actually. because of something to do with cream cheese. do you remember UH?
Indeed I do.
Late at night, when I’m all alone and my mind begins to wander (as it often does) the memory of that night and the thought of the cream cheese will send the synapses into a virtual orgy of excitatory postsynaptic potential, until my poor brain just can’t take any more and has to excuse itself to the patio for a long, contemplative cigarette.
I was going to link it, but apparently links ist verboten in das kommenten.
https://iwilldare.com/archives/002188.php
And I’ve just noticed that our two-year anniversary passed by without so much as a hurrah, so:
Hurrah!
i have some vague memories of an evil munchkin, though you haven’t mentioned him in a long time so he probably doesn’t count anymore.
WOW! I can’t believe someone else finally thinks I’m as fabulous as I do. =)
uh…not that he gets mentioned much…but you left out cute ben – he’s probably in Asia saving hookers though.
And Smelly – how could you forget Smelly???
Creepy Me… But Jodi stopped even referring to me. I’m the pink elephant in the room that everyone ignores and refuses to talk about… Like a gay son… I’m the “gay son” of IWILLDARE.COM.
I doubt I’ll ever be “DarlingGaySon”, so Creepy Thomas it is…
I love my creepy dead gay son!
but how you feel about a creepy son with a limp wrist and a pulse? hmm?