well, i have heard from sister #3. she’s still at the hospital. they’re wating for Nolan to pee, then they can leave and then tony will come and rescue me. what do you get the guy who continually saves your flat-tired ass?
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Pay him back with free babysitting while the guy and his wife go out on the town a few nights. Make them listen to good music. Make them watch good movies. Mold them into your image of goodness, and that will be payment enough for anyone.
I’d want MY kids to have The Internet’s Sweetheart as their babysitter… I’d rather you be our live-in au pair who has a penchant for instigating torrid bedroom activities, but I’d be happy just seeing little Tommy learn about the ‘mats and him teaching you about Star Wars.
“live-in au pair?”
“torrid bedroom activities?”
Dude, you’re creepy.
Well, you wouldn’t be the first person who has accused me of that.
One man’s creepy is another’s Zalman King, I guess.