from 300 reasons why we love The Simpsons, my favorite is: 59 Homer: ‘Donut?’ Lisa: ‘No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?’ Homer: [offers some of the donut he’s eating] ‘This has purple stuff inside….
Date Archives 2003
spreading the gospel to the heathens
Scott claims to not know who westerberg is. surely it’s a joke. for the uneducated heathens (not be confused with my uncouth heathen), paul westerberg was the genius behind the replacements. st. paul (as i…
countdown to goodbye
first, i’ve had a glass and a half of wine. i can’t feel my lips. you would think that being all big and beefy i’d have the alcohol tolerance of something with a high alcohol…
i go it alone, it doesn’t even hurt
you know, my whole life can be summed up by like four westerberg songs: i will dare, achin’ to be, bookmarks, and waiting for somebody. is that pathetic or what?
oh my lucky stars
first elvis costello was on Frasier” href=”http://www.nbc.com/Frasier/index.html”>Frasier and now matt’s gonna be on Jay Leno. someone in hollywood loves me.
may all the days that you live be laughing days
i haven’t slept more than four hours in a row in two weeks. i bought a bottle of wine, but i didn’t drink it. mostly because my tummy hurts and partly because i had to…