are you in a tizzy wondering what to get the internet’s sweetheart (that’s me, bucko) for her birthday (which is a mere 10 days away)? well, worry no more. i want this. i want it…
Date Archives 2003
all joyful and triumphant
“aha! victory is mine,” i said. “who are you talking to?” john said. “my desk.” “why?” “because this paper was hiding and i found it. therefore victory is mine.” “yeah, you need to go back…
a model from ohio whose real name you don’t even know
sometimes i think that maybe Screenwriter’s Blues might be one of the 10 best songs ever written (right after i will dare). which songs would make your list? i’m going to go back and think…
gimme your hot white. . . holy hannah
i don’t know what i’m so surprised. one of the reasons i love Liz Phair so much is that she’s just so out there. she sings about sex that not only sounds so sexxy, but…
memorial day weekend fun
the kennedys played football, we play kickball.
anti-walmart
we were sitting in the drive-thru of taco johns (because they have the best bean burritos of all [read both] fast food mexican places in town): “oh, i’m so hot,” sister #4 said. “can’t you…