i decided at noon today that if i didn’t have a new printer, i would simply perish from this earth. i didn’t need anything too fancy, something that worked (unlike my current printer). mostly i just needed something so i can print out my stories and read them out loud. really, i needed something to help me procrastinate. you’ll be happy to know that i am the proud new owner of a cheapie cheap cheap epson stylus c64.

now i’m sitting here in my favorite slutshirt from my college days thinking that i might actually have to start editing. i’m running out of fun procrastination tasks. now it’s either edit or clean or go grocery shopping.

or nap.

i might be on to something.