after making john the wondergeek take The Nerd Test, i had to go dig out my all time favorite Onion story, Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord. It’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee…
Date Archives November 2003
keep that pretty trap shut
i spent the night reading out loud to myself. i’m sure the neighbors think i’m the bull-goose loony, but i don’t care it helped so much. of course, it probably wouldn’t have been so bad…
treat table conversations
“did you try the green ones yet,” i asked pat as he dug in the laffy taffy basket. “yeah, i didn’t like the spoojy powder stuff,” he said. “what are you a wuss?” “no.” “you’re…
press between opposing bodies
for reasons i can’t explain i have decided to develop a crush on the artistiguy here at work. he’s not new, he’s been here for like two years. he’s like an olderthanme guy and he…
bet your bottom dollar you lose the blues
i don’t admit this often. mostly because i don’t want people to feel bad and because it’s just completely doofy. but i have a giant blogcrush on Robin the Wordmistress. you should go over and…
leave me here to my devices
i turned off the the “Come Feel Me Tremble” DVD and sat down at my desk around 7:30 tonight. i blinked and now it’s nearly 10 o’clock. that was fucking magical. i got so totally…