there’s nobody here today. there’s a big trade show somewhere else, which whisked half the co-workers away, and, for various and sundry reasons, the other half all seem to be somewhere else.

i am the only person in my whole row.

this blows many goats.

i’ve been so quiet, because i don’t talk to myself outloud here, that the bossman just came to check on me.

“how’s it going?”
“it’s quiet,” i whined.
“it’s good to have days like today,” he said.
“it is not! i like the chaos. this is too boring.”

then i went on to poke fun at the neccessary, but not necessarily fun writing i’ve had to do today. even his eyes glazed over a little.

“oh, you know you’re jealous,” i shouted as he left.

look? i’m so bored i’ve become boring.

give me some people. someone help amuse me, please!