if things work out as planned, i will have a story for you on sunday. it will be a story about nipples. i’ve been tossing it around in my head since about tuesday. i’m hoping that if i can hold true to my promise (of not working this weekend) and if nobody comes and plays scrabble with me, well then i will have a story involving, but not limited to nipples.

also, if you show up at my place with a cold six-pack, some grapes singing “FNT” while wearing nothing but a gold-mesh football jersey and a g-string, i promise to love you forever.