that, that thing, it was a giant sigh of relief. i’m home! i’m home! and i don’t have to work for the next onetwothreefourfiveSIX days! i don’t even know what to do with myself. i couldn’t decide what to do, so i made myself a drink roughly the size of, well, it’s a goodly size to get young 30something girl with a low alcohol tolerance a nice buzz.

whatever am i gonna do with all this spare time?