ok, you need to cut me a little slack. i’ve only slept something like 6 hours in the last three days. anyway, shawn and i were giggling over horoscopes and what not. see today is his last day of work from something like 12 days. lucky fucker. so we were reading his horoscope and this line nearly made me pee my pants The fun that you have by yourself may be just as naughty as the mischief you’d cook up with your friends. it also made me wish i was a pisces.

then shawn says, as he’s popping some candy into his mouth, “i got this thing today where i just keep putting everything into my mouth. . .”

and then i really, really lost it because well, the dream and i really should of told him, but i’m just not comfortable discussing my nipples with coworkers.