nocturnal emissions

last night i had the oogiest of sex dreams (making it the third night in a row where i’ve dreamed about sex)– i dreamt i was a hooker and that the director of sales rented me.

gross.

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12 Comments

  1. Edge 21.Jan.03 at 10:07 am

    ummm… can I pretend to be your director of sales in your next dream?

    (cause I KNOW you rock!)

  2. - t. 21.Jan.03 at 10:19 am

    Wonder why you were thinking about being a hooker?

  3. Dweebie 21.Jan.03 at 3:13 pm

    She was probably thinking about hookers because of the sign saying whores live at the airport.

  4. Dweebie 21.Jan.03 at 3:13 pm

    She was probably thinking about hookers because of the sign saying whores live at the airport.

  5. Thomas 21.Jan.03 at 4:37 pm

    She’s probably feeling a little horny, is all. Now if you people would please back off the lady and give her some room, I’ll take care of this situation. I’m a volunteer sex therapist and optomatrist

    Better like THIS, or better like THIS? Better in position A… or position B? Better UP… or DOWN?

  6. UH 21.Jan.03 at 5:06 pm

    “Better like THIS, or better like THIS? Better in position A… or position B? Better UP… or DOWN?”

    No need to ask all these questions, Thomas. One need only peruse the archives at Backwash to learn all one needs to know about our Internet Sweetheart’s preferences.

    No, no, I shan’t link them here. Seek, and ye shall find.

  7. UH 21.Jan.03 at 5:16 pm

    I wonder if my italicized comment is the one that broke the page? I’ll throw this one in to see if it will fix it.

  8. UH 21.Jan.03 at 5:18 pm

    Damn me! I’m a bad, bad man.

  9. - t. 21.Jan.03 at 5:23 pm

    The way the jodiphytes carry on conversations after such questions, you’d think I hadn’t asked a rhetorical question.

  10. UH 21.Jan.03 at 6:00 pm

    The way some people toss around a fancy word like “rhetorical”, you’d think they expect jodiphytes to actually know and understand its meaning.

  11. Edge 21.Jan.03 at 11:43 pm

    Rhetoric is a word so misused today… the art of persuasion is truly lost.