lane’s son died this morning. now is the time i crawl into bed and never come out.
Date Archives January 2003
flavor factory madness
New Beverage From Snapple Seeks to Avoid Stigma of Dieting, is a new york times article that talks all about what goes on in mysterious flavor factories: But Snapple did not want to duplicate the…
very complimentary
maria just told me my hair and my shirt go very well together, it’s the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a week. last night i begged for cheer and the silent response…
i need an omen
quick someone tell me five good things before my heart breaks in two.
we don’t football sex bowling, until you pizza
shawn, the multimedia wonderboy showed me this commercial from Fallon.com. it made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
woke up this morning
i love reading horoscopes like Rob Brezny’s: GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The Gemini who drove me to the airport told me that when he’s not putting in 60 hours a week driving a cab, he’s…
winter’s finally here
mr. furley just pounded on my door to remind me to move my car before 9 a.m. tomorrow. winter has officially begun.
god’s gift to humanity?
a recap of the state of union: blah, blah, taxes, blah, blah, jobs, blah, blah americans, blah, blah economy, blah, blah, blah i’m a jackass, blah, blah weapons of mass destruction, blah, blah, god, blah,…
state of the union
the delectable tom brokaw has informed me that not only is john ashcroft not attending (so if the building is bombed we’d have someone to rebuild the government [a frightening thought– ashcroft rebuilding, not the…
i got heartaches in my pocket
would you, could you still love me darling ones if i told you that i’ve spent the last 15 minutes listening to and thoroughly enjoying Dwight Yokam’s “A Thousand Miles From Nowhere”?