Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees

“did you hear about that police chief who was sentenced for buring down that building?” wondergeek asked.
“no,” i said.
“geez, it’s getting to the point where you can’t burn down a building to impress a girl.”
“that’s a world i don’t want to live in.”
“really, he said he wanted to impress the girl. he thought if he started the fire and went in and rescued her, she’d like him again.”
“what kind of comic book is he living in?”
“he should have just sent flowers.”

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5 Comments

  1. - t. 17.Dec.02 at 10:09 am

    Note to self…

    Don’t set her house on fire to get her to like you.

  2. UH 17.Dec.02 at 10:59 am

    Just to clarify:

    That’s burnt sienna messenger bags, not burnt sienna messenger bags, right?

  3. jodi 17.Dec.02 at 11:11 am

    doh! kudos UH.

  4. Thomas 17.Dec.02 at 11:12 am

    I like email.

    ::sigh::