today’s been pretty hectic and seems to not be ending.
around 4:30 the bossman happened upon my cube.
“what the hell are you two doing?” he asked.
“nothing,” shawn said and continued racing his mini-remote control car around and around the gianourmous bagel platter.
i of course didn’t answer because i was too busy trying to break the hand-to-hand slinky slinking record again.
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Well, it’s good to know that you’re putting in a full day’s work.
Maybe next week you can work out some kind of inter-cubal competition involving the Slinky, the R/C car, and the bagel platter.
That would be like an Olympic “Slack-a-thon”. You could include events like “Leaning back in the chair and staring at the flourescent lights as you spin yourself until you’re slightly queasy, then spin the other way.” and “See how many times your can blink your eyes while you wait for web pages to load.”
Instead of Bronze, Silver or Gold medals you could give out pens of increasing desiredness “Black Micropoint”, “Black Fine” and “Blue Fine.”
I believe the new Corporate Olympics can finally be held. No keeping the torch lit; Instead, you have to carry around a stack of paper, fresh from the copier, and keep it warm.
that reminds me of my friend who being frustrated by my antics would suggest I compete in the “Twit Olympics”.
that reminds me of my friend who being frustrated by my antics would suggest I compete in the “Twit Olympics”.
that reminds me of my friend who being frustrated by my antics would suggest I compete in the “Twit Olympics”.
And based on that triple-post, you’re a gold medalist!
[rimshot]
Hey, I’m here all week folks. Try the veal!
(after the show on the “Happy Days” set)
Heathen, about the veal… Not so good…
Good reference, Thomas!