in honor of today being my half-birthday, sonja brought flowers and donuts. yes, she is the ONLY person that rememberd. how dare you? darling ones, i am so disappointed that you forgot today was that magical day where i turned thrity and a half.
don’t worry, there’s still like 10.5 hours left in the day so you can spend the rest of it making amends and sucking up the internet sweetheart (and yes, that would be me).