the rock

every year for my birthday abe gets me the same thing. in fact he gets me the same thing for christmas too– a knuckle sammich.

just now he stopped me in the hall.

“i think i’m gonna get you something different for your birthday this year.”
“oh yeah?”
“yeah, a rock.”
“hey as long as it’s nice and shiny and comes on a platinum band, i’ll love it.”

he didn’t find that quite as funny as i did.

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1 Comment

  1. greg 06.May.02 at 5:09 pm

    i enjoyed it. 🙂

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