so here we are. i’m super sad and lonely today. i’m not quite sure why, just am. perhaps it’s the sudden change from summer to fall. i like to blame most everything on the weather whenever it’s possible.
i don’t even know what or who could cheer me up at this point. perhaps a diet coke would help, but i’m not gonna bank on it.
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I’m telling you, a monkey is always good for a belly laugh. Those simian antics are a hoot! Seriously though, find the comfiest place in the house to lie down in (usually a bed or sofa). Clean it and it’s surrounding area. Prep the area with a book, nonperishable snacks, etc. Then open all the windows (providing it’s cold outside and it’s not raining). Then take a long shower with water as hot as you can stand. Get your hair reasonably dry, then either put on your comfiest T-shirt, or just go nekkid and run to your comfy spot, grabbing a beverage (Fruit Punch HiC, Skyy Blue, etc). Bury yourself in blankets and get your read on. Something about being all covered in a cold room just makes you feel… well… yummy inside.
That or drive to Grand Rapids and hook up with some friends.
I posted a comment on Metafilter and, even though it went against every fiber of my being, purposefully left out the serial comma because I know you hate them.
Did that help any?
you did all that just for me?
Hey, never let it be said that I didn’t go the extra mile for you, jodikins.
i was gonna say something dirty, but i changed my mind.
Nice shoulder, though a bit chilly…
This curb I find myself on is a bit uncomfortable too…
I’ll just go fly that kite now…
oh hush now! did you give up the serial comma for me?
You know what always makes me feel better? Taking nude pictures of myself and mailing them to my admirers.
That’s Uncouth_Heathen@Hotmail.com, just in case you;re drunk or something and what I just said actually makes some kind of sense to you.
Clearly I’m drunk, otherwise I wouldn’t have placed a semicolon in place of an apostrophe.
That doesn’t mean I don’t still want your nudie photos though.
🙂
*I’ve* Never been predisposed to using said serial comma in the first place. I’ve merely offered you useful and practical options.
Shall I take up a bad habbit that offends M’lady only to give it up just to impress her? Nay, perish the thought.
I’ll be content to lurk back in the shadows. But remember that when the play we call life has run it’s course and is at it’s final curtain call, I’ll still be there, in the shadows, giving you a standing ovation.
I want a fan like Thomas!
UH ain’t bad either 😉