observations on eden prarie road

some people actually use the headrests in cars to rest their heads. a foreign concept to me, being as well, it usually comes to my shoulder blades.

the new denny’s ad. . . ok so they’re celebrating the 25th anniversary of the muppets and denny’s grand slam breakfast. the grand slam is two fluffy hotcakes, two eggs, two pieces of sausage and two strips of bacon.

ok, got that.

so to promote these silver anniversaries they have ms. piggy and kermit the frog. piggy’s whining how she wanted to go somewhere more expensive and the announcer girl is saying how that’s too bad. then goes on to describe the $2.99 grand slam breakfast in such detail that ms. piggy loses herself and orders three. she then says she’s really glad they decided not to go uber expensive French. and kermit says, i’m a frog, i don’t do french.

yeah, piggy’s a pig and she does bacon and sausage?

get me denny on the phone, i need to have a talk with him.

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