CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i repeat, do not eat the sausage on the “it’s not delivery it’s” digiorno supreme pizza. don’t eat it. i am warning you, it tastes like dirty feet. it’s gross. super, duper gross. if you pick the sausages off, the pizza is edible. the dirty feet taste of the sausage does not appear to infect the entire pizza. all i do is care, gentle readers. this has been a public service announcement.