“hi honey, i’m home.”
“hey babe, i was starting to get a little worried. you’re late.”
“yeah, work sucked ass.”
“come here, i’ll rub your forhead and you can tell me about it.”
“well, it’s not that i had a bad day per se. it’s just there was much suckiness around me and sucky stuff happening to people that the suck just sorta ground into my bones.”
“uhhuh.”
“so really, it just sucks.”
“that’s too bad butter nuggin.”
“but, but, butter nuggin?”
“why don’t you laze about here in your underpants while i heat up some dinner for you. also, i rented that david lynch movie you wanted to see and there’s ice cream in the freezer!”
“but, but, but, HEY! i went to the video store and i heated up dinner and i bought the ice cream that’s in the freezer.”
“oh course you did babe, i’m imaginary.”
“fucker.”