here are things that suck:

having a crush on a friendboy

getting home after a night out and being so hungry you could eat your own liver with some hotmustard and not having any sort of foodstuffs in the house to eat and it’s too late to go get some grody fastfood and not having any hot mustard to eat your own liver and all you have is green-bag starburst jellybeans and you know if you eat too many of them you just get a tummy ache

michael doughty and rufus wainwright in minneapolis on the same night

drinking a double mocha at 10 o’clock at night

sitting in a surprisingly funny comedy show only to spend the whole time obsessing whether that guy in the forest green turtleneck is really some kevin guy you went to highschool with and really you spend so much time staring at him and him staring back at you and you can’t figure out if he’s staring because he recognizes you from high school or because you keep staring at him thinking he’s that guy from high school.

having to press the enter key twice to get something to enter