it saddens me to report that i am going to have to get off the couch and get dressed. while i’d love to spend the day half-nekkid and surfing the web, i have to go…
Date Archives 2001
miss grouch
i am grouchy! beware. i can just feel the grouchiness. it’s pinching my eyebrows together and pulling down the corners of my mouth. it’s got a lot to do with the weather. it’s fucking hot…
from the family that brought you “looking for porn with mom”. . .
from the family that brought you looking for porn with mom, we bring you the sequel. . . yeah, instead of looking for porn with my mom and aunt at sister #2’s housewarming party, we…
bet your sweet ass
you can bet your sweet ass that i am going to this concert in the park. minnesota bands make me happy, happy, happy.
if i fall you’re going down with me
the sun was shining, i was speeding, the air was cool and i was in a great mood. sunshine makes jodis happy. i turn off the main drag in glencoe, about 15 minutes from sister…