“i accidentally looked at my butt in the mirror this morning and all i could think is ‘baby got back and back and back,” ella. which was the funniest thing i heard all day.
Date Archives 2001
where’s the shit key?
the work day was winding down. it was about 4 o’clock. ella and i were munching on tangerine popsicles when the director of marketing comes over to our area. “jodi, i just had to enter…
how to please me
i wrote up a little ditty about how to please me over on the naughty side of backwash.
i wouldn’t share that information with a lot of people if i were you
i was telling michelle about these earrings i got for easter when i was in 6th grade. i loved those earrings with my entire 11-year-old heart. they were rhinestone earrings in the shape of michael…