from the family that brought you looking for porn with mom, we bring you the sequel. . .

yeah, instead of looking for porn with my mom and aunt at sister #2’s housewarming party, we decided to show all the naughty parts in disney animated movies.

really, this started out innocently enough. unoffical sister #5’s 2-year-old son asked if he could watch “the little mermaid.” since the 11 of us chatting in the living room didn’t mind she said sure and sister #3 got up to put the tape in. by this time ryan had already lost interest in watching the movie and went outside to play.

the movie was still on and somehow the topic of the priest popping a woody in the marriage scene came up. aunt anna (the same aunt from the porn surfing debacle) didn’t believe us. so of course we had to fast forward to the scene.

gah! we laughed and laughed. i told aunt anna she was a bad influence. whenever she’s around we end up looking at porn.

“we didn’t really look at porn last time, because we didn’t want to pay for any of it,” she said.
“what do you call pictures of people having sex?”
“porn.”
“isn’t that what we were looking at?”
“well. . . ”
“i rest my case.”
“oh jodi! you make me sound like a pervert.”
“i rest my case.”
“ok, let’s see the sex in the lion king.”
“ha! i told you.”
“shut up.”

then we just had to show her the lion king S-E-X in the dust scene and the aladdin “take off your clothes” clip.

we got some great family values, don’t we?