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Turkey sammich on 10-grain brain bread coupled with chicken wild rice soup initially counteracted effects of caffeine on my system. But apparently the three shots of espresso and two diet cokes are much stronger than the sleep-inducing chemical in turkey.

Have resorted to talking to myself in the voice of agent dale cooper. This cannot be a good sign. Have an odd cramp in little piggy who had roast beef and little piggy who had none of my left foot. Might have to take off shoe to investigate.

Soul coughing seems an oddly fitting soundtrack for this weird caffeine psychosis.

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5 Comments

  1. mkh 12.Nov.01 at 1:38 pm

    “10-grain brain” sounds like me this morning. Morning, what am I talking about? It’s afternoon already! Brain, brain, what is brain?

  2. Kevin 12.Nov.01 at 2:51 pm

    Don’t do more caffeine!! It’s better to crash during the day than try to go to sleep with the java-jitters. Plus, even if you DO get to sleep, you’ll have weird drug-induced dreams. I have worse javaDreams than I ever did on post-surgical pain killers (which is saying something). Just let the wonder that is caffeine work its course. Mmmmm… need more Penguin mints, starting to fade.

  3. andrea 12.Nov.01 at 4:29 pm

    heh. you should overdose on caffeine more often. makes you talk funny.

  4. Keith 13.Nov.01 at 10:54 am

    Soul Coughing is an oddly fitting soundtrack for most times when you’re feeling not-yourself.

  5. james 13.Nov.01 at 11:35 am

    Soul coughing is nice for funky-white-person caffine jolts. But try David Holmes (try the Out Of Sight soundtrack to start).

    “I know you’re a supragenius…:”