i’m begining to think i come from a long line of perverts.

still in the too-much-eating stupor i was watching er with my mom and aunt cathy. we come to the scene where two of the doctors are talking about the weirdest place the had sex.

“so di, where is your’s,” my aunt cathy asks. my mom silently ponders the question and i quick-like change the subject. we debate the whatever topic change, i can’t seem to remember. then the question comes again.

“so di, where’s the weirdest place you ever had sex?”

i quick ran for the door before i was emotionally and mentally scarred for life. there are just some things you don’t need to know.