from the strange but true file:
i’ve sneezed about 8 times tonight. every time, my nipples would get hard. i am not sure what kind of physical ailment this might be a precursor to. i really cannot fathom what kind of odd biological thing is going on to make one’s nipples hard when they sneeze. it’s probably some sort of strange unexplained medical phenomenon.
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Great, now I’m going to have a sneeze fetish.
You already know my theory, Jodi… 😉
LOL! I don’t even know what to say.. I’m laughing too hard!
This is my presumption…
My wife does this! This is the trademark of a blessed relationship! This is a sign from the ancient Niponian Culture! The females that were married and were unhappy used to hide or invert their nipples. Erect nipples is an automatic response and to hide the nipple is a protest of an unhappy marriage. How this all evolved was the invention of black pepper! In order for a young, ancient Niponian male to convince his parents that his mate actually loved him was to feed her food gassed in black pepper, a sacred dust sent to earth to evoke moisture. As the young female Niponian ate her food wrapped in the olfactory stimulant, she began to sneeze. To the liking of her soon to be in- laws, her nipples were very erect and said to the in-laws, “I love your son!” Another theory to this take is that sunlight makes women sneeze. This goes back the ancient species known as Hootererectforaman. This was a less known species of woman that suffered under the curse of the evil wizard Ivan Benturndownd. This wizard was so hideous to look at that he cast a spell on all women that when they presented to the outside, in the sunlight, that they would instinctivly sneeze at the first sight of sun. In turn, their erect nipples would show them as condemned and cursed. These are little known moments in Nipology, but have proven to be great theories none the least.
Jodi when you explained your sneezes and nipples getting hard I wanted to have sex and have you sneeze all over me with nipples hard.
This happens to me everytime I sneeze… Makes me wonder, so I asked some friends… They all think I am odd now. I’ve heard that it has something to do with sneezing is like a mild orgasm… so therefore… the hard nipples is like a reaction to excitement your body just had haha.
This happens to me everytime I sneeze… Makes me wonder, so I asked some friends… They all think I am odd now. I’ve heard that it has something to do with sneezing is like a mild orgasm… so therefore… the hard nipples is like a reaction to excitement your body just had haha.
I have also asked many friends if this happens to them and they also think I am strange. Everytime I sneeze, I get goosebumps and hard nipples. The sun also makes me sneeze and I have heard that the lighter the pigment in your eye is, the more sensitive you are to the sun. I have blue eyes. The sun also makes my dad and my brother sneeze and they also have blue eyes.
Ever think that being in the sun is correlated to ……pollen?!