in my defense

I wrote this in the defense of giant donkey balls everywhere:

I am dumbfounded. I had no intention of being offensive. Wow. ‘giant donkey balls’ or ‘blows goats’ are phrases that roll so easily off my tongue (and out of my fingers) that I really don’t give them a second thought. Even sister #4 says, ‘you say that all the time.’

It’s something reminiscent of the ‘wayne’s world’ schtick, ‘cha and monkey’s might fly out of my butt.’ So, I must concede the point, it was careless.

However, I don’t see how use of that phrase makes me a candidate for a self-esteem boost (not that I couldn’t use one).

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6 Comments

  1. Edge 14.Aug.01 at 4:50 pm

    uh-huhuh-huh… you said “schtick…”

    uh-huhuhuh-huhuh….

  2. alie 14.Aug.01 at 5:55 pm

    I’m confused.. did someone rag on you for saying that?

  3. Edge 14.Aug.01 at 7:16 pm

    Alie… you are the smartest damned college student ever!!! You’ve learned to say you’re confused and you haven’t even graduated yet!!! =)

    When I was in school, I knew everything… it wasn’t until later that I learned I didn’t know squat!

  4. cas 16.Aug.01 at 8:43 pm

    we say “giant donkey balls” every day in the shop, along with “sucks ass”, “mongolian cluster fuck”, “skull-fuck”, “bag-biter”, and the ever popular “sucking dick and licking around balls and assholes”, and that’s the guys with degrees.

  5. Rich 06.Jan.04 at 1:17 am

    what the fuck did i stumble upon? anyway y’all have a good one and dont let and mongolian cluster fucks fuck up your day

  6. Rich 06.Jan.04 at 1:17 am

    what the fuck did i stumble upon? anyway y’all have a good one and dont let any mongolian cluster fucks fuck up your day