i had to go to target this afternoon to get my dad’s father’s day gift. yes, no time like the present i always say. so i peeled into target at 1:00, a mere hour before i had to be at sister #2’s house (a mere 45 mintues away). since i am at target and don’t want to waste the trip. i pick up some super swank black sunglasses with purple lenses, cat food and toilet paper. as i turn into the toilet paper aisle, i am faced with twin towers of power.
there, in the middle of the toilet paper aisle of the shakopee target are two men, about 6’4″- 6’5″ and drop dead gorgeous. they were arguing about cleaning supplies. i didn’t really pick up what they had been saying because they both stopped talking when they saw me turn the corner. it was funny. we all eyed each other. i said hi and continued down the aisle. “damn, did you see her?” is all i heard. i cursed my luck for not running into them in the powertool aisle where i could have played the powertool-clueless girl card.
yes, my life has become so pathetic that i must talk about almost talking to two hot guys.