someone oughta call osha, alert the aclu or get amnesty international’s attention on my behalf. not only do i have an ALL-DAY sales and marketing meeting, it starts at 8 a.m. is this legal? how can you begin an all-day meeting at 8 in the morning? i am pretty 8 a.m. meetings that last 8.5 hours are against some human rights manifesto. of course, now that i have been posting here i am gonna be late. blech! someone call the authorities! pray for my survival.
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OKay. To whom should we pray, though?
lola, the goddess of coporate whores.
Pray to Jesus, of course!
Geeze. You think you guys had never DONE this before. It goes like this:
Dear Jesus,
I ask
You to help with my task
Of making my life
The easiest bask
And destroy everyone
Who might keep me from fun
And smite with Your wrath
All who stand in my path
And if I’m ever mistaken
Help me lie without quakin’
Don’t let me get caught,
And don’t let me get shot
And I promise I promise
I will pray a lot!
Not very good, I know, but it works. My path is littered with the corpses of the Jesu-smitten!
I was reading someone’s page the other day and saw this…
“If you think you got something to say and if you need an audience which cannot run screaming attend meetings. The feeblest minds can (and do) shine in meetings. Meetings are ideal for people who otherwise would struggle to find a meaning for their lives. You can waste a lot of time doing nothing productive and yet you get paid for it. “
lud would be so proud, laural. 🙂