i’ve spent the night with my face scrunched up and my eyes half-open waiting in a constant state of sneeze alert. i think the only thing more annoying than sneezing, is not sneezing when you have to. it’s not like i am trying to stifle it, it just won’t come. maybe it’s something that’s building and i will just have the big grandaddy of sneezes and sneeze this wretched cold right out of me. that’s sorta what i am hoping for. i’ve heard before that sneezing is akin to having an orgasm. maybe something about the buildup and the final climax or something like that (c’mon i’ve had a cold since tuesday, i can make stuff up if i want). i think a sneeze right now would feel better than an orgasm.